#stretchy hubby

[me-myself-and-my-fos]

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20 Minutes | dad!peter imagine

A/N: just a quick one before I sleep. I saw a gif from we live in time and just suddenly became very needy for some dad Peter again. It’s been a little while, hope you enjoy. If you know the Bluey episode that inspired, you are a real one and I have love for you. Also MJ stands for May Junior

Warnings: this is just some dad!peter fluff, everyday domestic parent stuff even though your hubby is the local superhero

The moment he climbs through the window, he’s already wishing he was back in the other side of it.

“Ahhh good, you’re home.” You say cheerfully as you enter the room. “Here, hold this.” You say, holding out your two and a half month old to him, just as a cry of “Muuuuuuuuumm!” called out to down the hall.

“What? The? Huh? What?” Peter frowns at you confused as he stands in the middle of the room in his spider suite, toddler in his outstretched hands as you’re already beginning to leave the room, another call of “muuuuuuuuummm!” echoing down the hall.

“I just need 20 minutes.” You tell him.

“But I just got in.” He protests.

“20 minutes.” You reason cheerfully, like it’s no time at all and he will be fine.

“Maaaaaaaahhhhmmm!” The voice down the hall comes again and he can see the way your shoulders rise and the corners of your lip twitch at your 4 year olds whine of your household moniker.

“Daddy’s coming in just a minute!” You call back to the young girl out in the living room.

“Can I at least take the suit off?” Peter tries to reason as the toddler in his hand starts to pull at the stretchy material.

“Just 20 minutes.” You repeat to him again as you begin to back away. “20 minutes.” You say. You can hear his small frustrated huff that no doubt was paired with the famous Parker eye roll, but you didn’t care. If you didn’t get 20 minutes to yourself and a moment to go to the bathroom in peace, you were probably going to throw yourself out of the window your husband just climbed through.

Okay maybe that was a little dramatic, but in your defence he had been out longer than he said he would on patrol and MJ has regressed back into her clingy phase. As you locked the bathroom door and pulled out your phone in order to have a quick scroll through social media and a catch up whilst you sat on the loo, the reason for your husbands tardiness quickly became apparent.

There was video after video popping up of footage from peoples phones of Spider-Man saving a family from a car wreck. As you watched the masked figure swing into action again and again from different angles, watched him pull the two kids from the back of the burning car, your irritation before quickly subsided, instead making way for pride; for your husband, his family values, his care for the people of your community. Memory after memory of him sharing both special and also mundane moments with your two children flooded your mind, making your heart glow and your tummy all fuzzy and warm.

When you eventually emerged from the bathroom 20 minutes later and made your way back down the hall, that fuzzy feeling only grew as you saw him sat on the sofa with your two children tucked in tightly to either side of him. He had put on your fluffy robe over the top of his suit, the legs and sleeves poking out beneath the pink fabric comically, as he read a book to them.

As he turned the last page, MJ cried, “Again, again, read it again daddy.”

“But May, I’ve already read it to you three times. Maybe we should give another book a go.” He tried to sway her.

“Again!” She insisted and you loved the way he laughed with her as she giggled at her own cheekiness.

He looked up to you then as you leant against the door frame, hopefully. “Or maybe Mommy can read it.” He stated.

“Orrr,” you began to counter as you saw May’s eyes light up at the sight of you and the prospect of you reading her, her favourite book of the moment for the umpteenth time that day, “we could go out for ice cream.” You suggested.

There was a piercing shriek as May got up from the sofa at the sound of the trigger word. “IIICCCEEEECREEEEAAMM!” She screeched before running off to find her shoes.

“Ice cream?” Peter asks with raised brow as he stands to hand off your youngest back to you.

“Yeah,” you say with a coy smile, “I think we’ve all earned it.”

“Well, if that’s the case, I best go get out of this suit then.” He muses.

“Oh really?” You whine. “But this is such a good look on you.” You joke.

“It’s a good thing I love you Mrs Parker.” He grins, a leaning forward to kiss your lips.

“I love you too.” You smile.

“IIIICCEEEEE CRRREEEAAAMMM!” May bellowed excitedly as she came back in the room, her shoes on the wrong feet and her jacket inside out. Both of you couldn’t help but laugh.

“You get changed, I’ll help her out.” You smile.

“I love you.” He says again as he begins to back away. “You’re my hero!” He shouted across the room to you, reminding you your just as resilient and heroic as he was- and sure, you couldn’t swing from buildings or save kids from the back of burning cars, but you could look after both your kids alone for 6-8 hours of the day and live to tell the tail; and that in itself was a heroic act too.

[auragray-cyborg-kinblog]

Ow yesterday had the awful-ist floaty loose left shoulder blade. Hubby had to go buy tape to stabilize it. EDS sucks. Sometimes, I feel like a fake EDSer since, to my knowledge, I haven't actually dislocated. Not that I complaining but still. It did hurt a lot, and I could barely move without pain. He got me an XL Hershey's chocolate bar, too, because I asked for it. But he also surprised me with a box of brownies mix that he made!

Today, it hurt so much getting it taken off. My skin is so delicate. (Fortunately not stretchy). Hubby went so slow, too (which is good) and, at one point, put alcohol on a wet cloth to help.

It feels better today fortunately.

This is another time that cyborgkin comes into play. My whole left arm is (/should be) a cyborg arm where I'm from. Just fix my malfunctioning body, please!!

[clermonthustle]

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[jenroses]

ahahahahahahahahahaahaha

I'd say that it's opening a can of worms, only the worms are blankets.

Here it depends on the season. When it's too hot but not hot enough for the AC, 1 sheet. When the AC is on, I put on a cotton blanket that's kind of a waffle weave? IT's weird and feels terrible against the skin but is the Correct Weight and Temperture Regulation for summer. In the fall and spring it's 1 fuzzy blanket over the sheet. In the winter it's 1 cheap costco fuzzy blanket over one of those Gigantic Big Blankets that advertise online. It's 10 feet by 10 feet and stretchy and weirdly cooling so it gets the fuzzy blanket to stop being cooling. All over the sheet. But that's only on my half of the bed. Hubby has his own blanket situation and I don't investigate it too much for details, I think it's sheet and blanket, but we cannot share because his sleeping temperature and my sleeping temperature are not compatible at all and I don't tolerate the draft that goes down the middle when two people share a blanket.

Look, see, I was born in February in Michigan and developed an absolute horror for drafts. Mom had to heat up my crib with a heating pad and tuck me in like a sausage to keep me from yowling at night. (she didn't leave the heating pad there, just used it to warm the bed first.)

I literally sleep under all of it, head to toe, and pipe air in with a CPAP.

I just assumed nobody really used the non fitted sheet that came in sheet sets and it was just in there so we could all pretend to be more adult than we are but everybody KNEW no one used it but @thelawfulchaotic thinks I am actually insane:

[yogajeannee]

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[tabitha2]

Be a happy normal pretty housewife, straight, busty, milf mom of many, still hot, driving the kids back from pickup or to soccer practice… be a fucking straight-up soccer mom all the dads want to bang in the worst way… and they might just get to… using the looks and this body you got to please, support your man, love your family… love how normal you are… how you’re using all that IQ to figure what color of nail polish to be wearing when hubby gets home hungry angry and horny and he wants to take it all out on you… you can do that, can’t you ? Be his honey… be Beth Boland and get it on in the hot tub… get pounded in your well-used baby hole… or up the jacuzzi… and you know what ? You’re a straight girl, as straight as they come, but you love fisting… being fisted… mmm. Go on, sugar tits… be his Penis loving mommy tracked Desperate Housewife… no career of your own but taking care of the house, cooking and cleaning and caring for the kiddos… it might even get a little incest fantasy when he calls you mommy… when you got your fingers up his bung hole and your sloppy huge tits are sweaty and your stretchy box is dessert — you’re smart; you’re strong; you can handle this. And you always leave your man happier.

[nonspeakingkiku]

Kiku did not think to add the things that have helped Kiku manage meltdowns until now 😅

Some things that have helped Kiku are:

Deep pressure (often a squish (either a bear hug or Kiku lays on bed or floor and hubby lays on Kiku for a big squish) from hubby, but other things help too like Kiku's binder (it's unusable now tho 😖), weighted things, anything stretchy Kiku can wrap around hands or arms)

Stimming a lot

Catching meltdowns at the rumble stage before it gets worse (this not always work because Kiku not good at identifying meltdown)

Stimming throughout the day, not just when notice overwhelmed

Deep breathing

Avoiding things Kiku knows will trigger meltdown, when can.

Sitting on hands

Tapping head instead of hitting.

Journaling has helped some because it get emotions out instead of keeping them in a hyper focusing on them until get so worked up meltdown.

Note: Some these things require some body control during close to meltdown phase or during meltdown and some people don't have that. Kiku only has sometimes. Everyone is different. These just some things help Kiku sometime. Sometime Kiku just stuck in meltdown unti it over (usually because exausted) or because person helped stop it.

Having more reliable communication has helped Kiku most because a big chunk of Kiku's meltdowns where either directly because Kiku couldn't communicate or inadvertently because Kiku couldn't communicate (Example: There was a problem, Kiku couldn't communicate there was problem, meltdown).

Nobody talks about episodes of uncontrollable emotion and dangerous behaviors in severe Autism.

I apologize for the long post. This is important to me. Heavy CW for mention of knives, self-injurious behaviors, description of intense emotions, brief descriptions of restraints and police. Yes, I used the word "severe" to describe my Autism. This is because I am Nonspeaking, very High Support Needs, visibly Autistic, and have a Borderline IDD. This is how I choose to describe my Autism. Please don't attack me for this, Tumblr. Anyways. Darting out into busy streets. Repeatedly banging your head against walls. Throwing objects, sometimes even very dangerous objects such as knives. Breaking things - anything - no matter the value or durability. Unplanned, sudden violence towards self and others. Lashing out, in pure emotion, just screaming into nothing at the top of your lungs, for no obvious reason other than pure, unadulterated, terrifying emotion. This may not seem like symptoms of Autism for anyone, and they may not be caused by Autism at all. But for many young people and adults with severe Autism, this is what our families deal with regularly. "Difficult behaviors", as I've often heard them described as by social workers. There's often no clear reason for then. They just. Happen. We are almost never diagnosed with secondary conditions. It is considered a symptom of our severe/profound Autism. While in many Speaking and Low Support Needs people with Autism, they would be diagnosed with various conditions. Conduct Disorder. Bipolar. Borderline Personality Disorder. Maybe even a severe case of Intermittent Explosive Disorder. But for those of us on the more visible part of the Spectrum, nobody knows how to deal with us. It's scary and heartbreaking for our families, and deeply traumatic for us. Many times, our families and caregivers will turn to emergency services such as police or EMTs when they have no where else to turn. I don't like this option, I hate it. But in moments of extreme panic and fear, I don't always blame families for this. Nobody talks about those of us who have been restrained by our arms and ankles to hospital beds for weeks at a time. Nobody talk about those of us who turn violent on the people we love most, when we just can't control ourselves. I wish I had good advice for those of us struggling with this. I wish I could comfort you. While mood stabilizers and antipsychotic medications have helped me, it doesn't help everyone. DBT for severely Autistic individuals is another thing that greatly helped me. This is a fact of life for many individuals with severe Autism and their families. It's terrifying. But please keep trying treatment, keep advocating for yourself as much as possible, and keep going. I'm sure you don't think this means anything, but you are strong. You are brave. I see you and I want you to keep going. Nobody talks about episodes of uncontrollable emotion and dangerous behaviors in severe Autism.

[me-myself-and-my-fos]

[deeprascalbonkmonger]

Masculinity, as told through Facebook ads:

Personally I fucking love this.

That's sexy.

Oh my God they finally invented stretchy jeans for men! What's next, yoga pants?! Leggings?! Fancy socks?!

Look, I'm 100% here for dresses and tight pants on any gender. I just think the way the stretchy pants ad leverages the fragility of (white) masculinity is hilarious. The video includes a guy pulling a truck by a rope attached to his belt. It's ridiculous.

Not included: a bathrobe for Dudes called the DudeRobe, which features tight sleeves and a drawstring hood like a hoodie, as well as a sewn-on belt. Advertisement narrated by a woman whose charming bumbling himbo hubby just can't remember to not let his dick fall out of his bathrobe, so she describes all the embarrassing situations that necessitated the invention of an entirely new clothing item, rather than just... Wearing pants.

[postivemindpositivevibes]

26/365

Sleepy Sunday - slept in until about 10am and then relaxed with my hubby while having breakfast. I put on a show on Netflix called Diva Brides, vegged and then cooked my lunches for the week and did my laundry!

Then I went tot the gym. All of my treadmills that I like were taken :( but I went on the elliptical, put Netflix on on my phone and crushed it out. I did the Interval setting at 5 and 10 resistance and OH MY GOD it was hard. I was sweating like crazy but pushed through and ended up burning just over 500 calories! Then I did W4D3 of Mari Fitness Guide 1. Those abs are on fiiiiiire after that.

I cam home and did the most relaxing and stretchy Yoga with Adriene Day 25 today. LOVED IT.

Then went to my parents for dinner, it was nice just me and them. My brother was home and hanging around but I got to spend some quality with just them. Mom and I booked the rest of the things we needed to for our trip to Australia in April! Only 68 days away, so excited :)

Now home and feeling like I have a scratchy throat, so gargled some salt, took a Tylenol Night and drank a lemon and ginger tea. Just waiting for the sleepiness to kick in while watching some Ru Paul.

[yogaadvise]

A mother and daughter`s story of yoga - and food

When it all began...

My yoga journey began when I first started clinical college, 6 years ago. I was a new mommy at the time to my 2-year-old little girl Sofia, and also in search of some major stress administration. I desired some type of workout I might do at residence and also one that would not only profit my body but also my mind. My hubby was the one that actually advised we begin a yoga program so the search got on. It didn't take long to come across Esther's YouTube network at the time and after the fabulous we were both addicted. There was a specific calmness and also tranquility regarding Esther's classes that actually reverberated with me.

There was a particular peace and also serenity about Esther's courses that truly resonated with me.

Through the years my practice has altered and also advanced and also via the moments when I felt like I 'dropped off the yoga wagon' something has constantly drawn me back. My body is not the most versatile and also I've had a hard time to learn and also approve my limitations. That approval, on and also particularly off the mat, is one of the best benefits I associate to my yoga practice.

How my daughter got involved

My daughter Sofia is currently 8 years old and also has been doing yoga with me considering that the start. At very first she duplicated my poses during the videos I was doing, trying to crawl with my Downward Pet. As she obtained older she started taking yoga exercise a lot much more seriously. She does classes all on her own sometimes and also reflection video clips to help her with her emotions. She has actually also tape-recorded a few yoga exercise video clips to instruct other kids several of the yoga exercise poses she knows, along with some brand-new ones she made up!

Sofia's words

This is what Sofia needs to state about her experience with yoga:

"I began doing yoga exercise when I was extremely little but I don't actually remember it. I constantly suched as that yoga exercise videos had a story and also instructed us to be kind as well as wonderful to every person. Last year I began doing acro yoga with my dad and my younger bro Phoenix az. I like exactly how fun and stretchy acro yoga is. We comprised several of our very own postures like humpback whale and also the hermit crab. Yoga exercise has actually assisted my connection with my family members by offering us time together to do something we like. Yoga aids me handle times when I am angry and also to remind me to shake out a smile. I think I will still do yoga exercise when I mature because I assume it will certainly help me determine a few of the secrets about myself that I don't understand."

I will certainly still do yoga when I grow up since I believe it will assist me identify several of the keys regarding myself that I don't understand.

Sofia often practices with me, either routine classes or the kids' acro yoga videos as well as she truly wanted to share a recipe with the other EkhartYoga children available.

Sofia's Banana Peanut Butter Sandwiches

This is a fast, delicious and also healthy and balanced snack or morning meal. It's additionally terrific for constructing acro yoga muscles!

Ingredients:

1 banana, 10 strawberries, 1/2 cup of nut butter (we used peanut butter)

Instructions:

Wash the bananas and also strawberries well.

Cut the banana right into tiny slices with the peel on (since it's sometimes easier than peeling it).

Cut the strawberries right into 2-3 slices each.

Put a teaspoon of peanut butter between one item of banana and strawberry as well as placed everything together and also voila!

Kids yoga on EkhartYoga!

From child yoga exercise through to yoga exercise for teens, search our Kids Yoga classes (EkhartYoga members just).

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[instantlysassywombat]

Izuku x Wife (Pregnant) Reader

You and Izuku are expecting your first child any day now!

His mother Inko and All might were near for advice and support but your friends from Izuku's old high school friends spoiled you two with presents and company.Being the #1 hero came with a bunch of perks,with that being said being the wife of the #1 hero was pretty awesome too.

While sitting at home at the dinning room table with a cup of tea with your mother in law Inko discussing if it was going to be a boy or a girl,you got a call from your hubby.

"Hey honey! What's up?"you answered your cell while pouring Inko some tea.

You nodded until you felt a sharp pain coming from your 8 month old baby bump.Not realizing your over filling the tea cup and tried to stay calm for your very worried husband.Inko took the tea pot and went around to help you to the master bedroom that you shared with Izuku.Inko took your cell and helped change you into something more comfortable for the delivery. 

"Izuku it's time,don't worry I'll take care of Y/n but you have to hurry because the baby is coming now” Inko told her nervous son.

You and Izuku wanted to have your first child at home with Inko delivering and your family and only super close friends around,but the baby was coming and the pool nor the supplies were ready since the baby was coming almost a week early?He'll even your husband wasn't even here and you were scared he would miss the birth since everything was moving too fast.You began to control your breathing since that was the only thing you could control since a full sized squash was about to come put of your COOCH!

"Mom...my mom I need my mom! And I need that picture of dad by the window because he's not here and Ochaco I need her and Toshi-AHHH!!"you began to ramble on as you panicked until you felt another contraction.

"Everythings goung to be just fine..don't worry,stress is bad for mommy and baby"Inko said while brushing your hair out of your face putting it up in a messy bun.

Sweat dripping down your face to your chest,you were now in maroon nursing bra for when the baby comes and stretchy highwaisted panties.

What felt like hours was actually 20 minutes that's how long it took your husband and Toshinori to come over from Izuku’s agency in the city.You were now in the large bathtub hunched over the edge with Inko rubbing your back.

“You look beautiful”Izuku said while walking over and squatting to your eye level with that smile of his.

“Shut up! You did this...to me” you panted while giving him the old fashion death glare.

“Shes been a real champ through this whole labor,I’d say she should be good in the next 3 hours” Inko said while getting up to stretch.

“WHATTT?? 3 MORE HOURS??”You began to panic.

“Its gonna be okay Y/n you go this!”Toshinori came up to give your shoulder a pat and gave you his flashy smile.

You looked up at him with teary eyes and gave him a weak smile.

3 hours of labor later

You were holding your beautiful baby boy,you were a crying mess along with your husband was a complete mess.Your mom was on her way and she was bringing along Mina.Sue,Ochaco,Momo and kyoka.While Shinsou brought Katsuki,Shoto,Kirishima.Inko and Toshi were taking pictures while acting like happy grandparents.Izuku looked at his precious son and talked about how great you did and how much he appreciates.

“So did you guys have a name in mind?”Ochaco asked while leaning against the bathtub.

You and Izuku looked at eachother and back at the group of family and friends.

“Toshinori Midoriya” you both said in a unison.

“Once a fanboy always a fanboy” everyone thought.

Toshi began to tear up and turned around facing the wall.Izuku went over hugging the smol retired hero.

“I-I love it..!”Toshi stuttered while hugging back.

Everyone awed and took turns holding the new addition to the Midoriya family.Food was made and everyone stuck around til the couple was too tired to celebrate and went on home to let the new young parents begin the first long nights of their lives.

[sweet-ree]

Diva cocktail (thought of it as D.va the whole time)

Went to Happy Hour at the local posh bar. Relatively cheap specialty martinis. There is one called the Diva. Vodka, champagne, strawberry puree. Delicious, but too sweet. I had the good lock of sitting next to a chatty regular!! She had them make it worth watermelon. Omg, so much better!!!! Down side, however, is that I'm 3 sheets and hubby Ida annoyed 😂. Now I'm home, ready to play Destiny 2 or Overwatch. I needed stretchy pants and a refill, lol. Champagne straight is just gonna have to do. Dang it 🙄😒

[me-myself-and-my-fos]

Nic who out of your f/os would be the most likely to jokingly go "I gotta ask my wife, they're the big decision maker of the house" and or when told "You can just tell your wife no" they respond with the like "and make them upset?? Absolutely not, I like sleeping in bed with them"

There’s actually multiple f/os this would work for, but the first one that popped into my head was Uther because there’s a point in our relationship where he learns many of the big decisions he makes for Camelot are not always the best and perhaps I have a better idea. People learn that only one person can truly say no to the king and that’s me

A few other f/os this works for:

Ralph Dibny

Gary King

David Molk

Dean Winchester

Alastor Lance

Snotlout

Gavin Reed

Foggy Nelson

Richard Rider

Ben Tennyson/Ben 10,000